1. abrekazam:

    fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

    fullmetalmom:

    vagisodium:

    oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

    the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

    absolute fucking walnut

    Oh how I’ve missed this post.

    (Source: trashboat)

  2. hopeandalexander:

    barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

    hotcoldcoffee:

    gentlemanbones:

    horseweiner:

    viralgenesis:

    leoplause:

    rhythmew:

    lazydaybear:

    chineseshell:

    wulphire:

    shinkuroitensei:

    kaibas-pants:

    somethingraptored:

    Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

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  3. wwhiitep2iioniic2:

    I know I’ve been slow with these but yeah… I’m sorry!!!;;;;

    I’m working on Dave, Rose, Jake and Jane now and I’ll add them on to this photo set later! 

  4. nuclear-waste-aerobics:

    All hail the mighty Dogbread

    (a little bit of the major fuckery that went down at the shitpeoplesayintf2 TF2 party tonight; map [I think] is pl_dogbread)

  5. venitaspeaks:

    illumahottie:

    compromisedanalintegrity:

    nicevagina:

    itsfunnytome:

    Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

    I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

    LOOK. this shit is IT.

    g o o o o o o d b y e

    i about pissed myself from laughing so hard

  6. death-limes:

    modmad:

    there’s literally no way to redeem these two

    but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit

    HOLY SHIT

    HOOOO SHIT HO SHIT HO SHIT THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING

    THIS IS ALL I CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. (Source: daysarentgone)

  8. malformalady:

This adorable baby squirrel was picked up from a sidewalk in Washington D.C. with a broken ankle, chipped tooth and bloody nose. Luckily, a concerned passer-by picked it up and took it to City Wildlife, where vets gave it a leg brace.

    malformalady:

    This adorable baby squirrel was picked up from a sidewalk in Washington D.C. with a broken ankle, chipped tooth and bloody nose. Luckily, a concerned passer-by picked it up and took it to City Wildlife, where vets gave it a leg brace.

    • parents: you need to go out more
    • parents: you need to exercise more
    • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
    • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
    • parents: why are you getting angry