1. Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.

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    He was number 1.

  2. huffingtonpost:

    This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

    Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

    See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

  3. talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break intalesof4chan.tumblr.com

    talesof4chan:

    Anon has a burglar break in
    talesof4chan.tumblr.com

  4. (Source: lucky-acnl)

  5. last-snowfall:

ladyflowdi:

imjust-a-girl:

"Because people ask why we’re not friends anymore."

There are ALWAYS going to be poisonous people in your life. Sometimes they’re hiding in plain sight. 

*points* This? This is part of why I dislike that Sullivan piece on friendship. BECAUSE THIS IS ALSO REAL. This is stuff that happen with “friends”. Pretending otherwise isn’t just no-true-Scotsmanning, it means that shit like #6 continues: that kids don’t know to look out for toxicity and abuse in their friendships as well as their romances. (I feel bad for my mother and all the terrible crap she watched “friends” put me thru because I believed in the sacred eternity of Friendship.)

    last-snowfall:

    ladyflowdi:

    imjust-a-girl:

    "Because people ask why we’re not friends anymore."

    There are ALWAYS going to be poisonous people in your life. Sometimes they’re hiding in plain sight. 

    *points* This? This is part of why I dislike that Sullivan piece on friendship. BECAUSE THIS IS ALSO REAL. This is stuff that happen with “friends”. Pretending otherwise isn’t just no-true-Scotsmanning, it means that shit like #6 continues: that kids don’t know to look out for toxicity and abuse in their friendships as well as their romances. (I feel bad for my mother and all the terrible crap she watched “friends” put me thru because I believed in the sacred eternity of Friendship.)

  6. (Source: withmoore)

  7. hi:

happyjacq:

Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

science

    hi:

    happyjacq:

    Someone left this post-it on my desk and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

    science

  8. (Source: shinjx)

  9. spaceyiffs:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th



As a pizza cook this makes me so mad